Are germs spread by someone licking their fingers to separate papers?

My co-worker constantly licks her fingers to separate pages. Everything she touches, I also have to touch. I find this practice disgusting. Can her germs be spread to me in this manner, since I have to handle the pages also? Am I wrong to worry about this?

Yeah, there was a story where such a habit was used to kill a guy by applying some poison at the corners of pages. That means you too lick your fingers while turning pages. So unless you too lick it the germs will stay on the paper.

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Gorjess writes in myLot

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I hate it when people do this. Ever since working in retail and coming face to face with many people a day I've learned what horrible habits people have! People who lick their fingers nearly always do it when they don't need to. They will lick their fingers to open a carrier bag, but if they'd looked, they'd see I'd already opened it. They lick their fingers to get a credit card out of their wallet, how does this make sense? Surely this would make it harder to pull a shiny card out? They will lick their fingers and give me the spit covered money and expect me to say thank you! They will hold their card in their mouth then take it out and pass it to me, as if they are a baby.. They will hold a note between their teeth and then pass it to me.

I am sick of it, I think it is such bad manners. People spread so many germs by licking their fingers. One customer even licked his fingers then entered a pin on the machine, why was this needed? People who lick their fingers mainly do it because it's their habit. I think it is a bad habit.

My fingers get so dirty at work there is no way I will lick my fingers, I never do it anyway. Someone at my work did it once and a customer complained, no doubt this customer licks their fingers too..

Are you a finger licker?

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Tyler contributes to the blog Inherently Funny:

Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page

Does this work? I do not believe it does.
Funny Things to Do | March 6, 2006 | Tagged Casual, Arrogant
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dude that totally works
múngkee núggəts | March 21, 2007

totally!
bigal | April 16, 2008

it does work! its the static involved!
Shortpurple5 | June 30, 2008

Yeah sure it works, but its a bit gross. Specially if someone is handing a piece of paper to you and does this to it first - hereby ensuring that you cannot touch the saliva covered corner because it suddenly seems like acid! yuk.
Sara | January 6, 2009

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Stephen G. posted in his Vendor Management Office Blog:

Not too long ago, I was doing a face-to-face contract negotiation with a vendor and we were going through one of my contract templates provision-by-provision. I noticed that the vendor would sort of lick his finger before turning a page of the contract to the next. Some of you might say that the vendor was doing that because it made the page turning easier for him. I don't think that's quite right. I prefer to think that my contract templates are so well done that they're finger lickin' good! In fact, if you don't believe me, download my free contract templates--they're easy to adapt for your own use--and taste for yourself...

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Dr. Flash Gordon writes in a CNN Health Q&A article:

If you then touch the corner of your eye, or lick your finger before turning a page, or open and unwrap a piece of chewing gum and eat it, you've just put those germs into your system. If you don't wash your hands after touching "public objects" and before touching your face or food, you've essentially licked everything you've touched since the last time you washed.

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Tim writes in his Retail Blog

Today I had a few spitters. They're actually fairly common; you may be one yourself. It's the people who lick their thumb or finger to separate two pieces of paper. This one woman was having trouble separating the credit card receipt after signing it so she stuck her thumb in her mouth and slicked it up with about an ounce of saliva. Then she used it to separate the two pieces of paper and, oblivious to the look of horror on my face, tried to hand me the store copy. No offense to anyone who does it but I'm not down with someone handing me their sopping wet receipt to file. It seems even worse to do it to money. I'll be standing there waiting for someone to count off a few bills from their wallet and suddenly the finger darts to the tongue, then back to the cash. Haven't they heard that four out of five bills have traces of cocaine, urine or feces on them? Small amounts to be sure, but I'm still not down with the moist art of the Finger-licking Paper-separation Maneuver.

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David Hanney writes in BootsnAll

Health

We have spent over 50 days in Bali now over the past three years and have not been sick once. Several years ago the expression "Bali Belly" had more meaning, as the eating-places had not caught up with basic hygiene good practices.

The basic rules are these: -

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Avoid licking your fingers after handling money - I guess that applies anywhere in the world.

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Josh L. posts in his blog, Daily Encounters with the World

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dirty Money + Licking your fingers = Unhappy person receiving your money

Do you lick your fingers while you eat? Personally I do and watching other people do so doesn't bother me whatsoever. What does bother me is when people are about to give me some money and they lick their fingers to separate the bills. Do they not realize that I have to touch that money? I know money is dirty anyways, but to add somebody else's saliva is a whole new story. Maybe you've never thought about this before, but after reading this little post you may be surprised at how many people actually do this. If you're one of these people that lick your fingers to separate money or turn pages in a magazine or book please do the world a favor and STOP!

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Catherine Guthrie writes in Oprah Magazine, Saliva Heals Cuts Faster. This maybe the only time good time to lick your finger. But make sure you wash it clean first.

Saliva Heals Cuts Faster
By Catherine Guthrie

Photo: J Muckle/Studio D

Go ahead: Lick your wounds. Your salivary glands are generating loads of curative compounds every day.

If you've ever cut your finger, your first impulse was probably to stick it in your mouth. That instinct serves you better than you might realize. Human saliva, it seems, speeds up wound healing.

Researchers at the University of Amsterdam in the Netherlands bathed injured skin in saliva or a saltwater solution. Sixteen hours later, they compared the samples and found that the cut treated with saliva had healed 30 percent faster.

The finding wasn't a complete surprise; saliva contains more than 200 compounds, many of which have, in previous research, proved capable of preventing cavities, fighting fungi, and even protecting against HIV transmission. Yet the Dutch researchers did uncover something new: Although they assumed growth hormones were responsible for the accelerated healing time, the catalysts were actually proteins called histatins.

"We stumbled upon the discovery," says Menno Oudhoff, the study's lead investigator. "It's a surprising finding." One reason for Oudhoff's excitement is that histatins are easier to synthesize in the lab than growth hormones, and they can be mass-produced cheaply. Which means histatin-infused products such as bandages, creams, and gauze could be available within a decade.

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I’m pretty certain that if a zombie apocalypse ever occured, it would begin with some sick fool deciding he absolutely must go in to work that day even though he felt (quite literally) like death. So this sick dope would drive to his office because, god knows, those spreadsheets don’t type themselves, and the next thing you know he’s biting a co-worker’s face off. It’s all downhill from there, really. At the end of the day all the zombies at the office would head home for dinner, inevitably biting everyone else they encountered on the way, until I’m the only one left running for the nearest Wal-Mart so I can shoot those damn fool zombies.

How do I know this? Because my co-workers do it all the time. Maybe it’s not the Rage virus that they’re spreading, but do you think I want that flu, or cold, or fever, or stomach bug? No, I do not. Please keep your nasty sick self home, co-workers, and if you absolutely MUST come in to school, please stay the hell out of my office. Please and thank you.

Actually, scratch that. There is no reason that anyone MUST come in to school after throwing up all night. The children will be just fine if they learn what an adverb is tomorrow rather than today, and even better, I won’t spend the night puking my guts out after you breathed your germs down my neck. And you know what? If you’re a substitute teacher? I should have the right to punch you in the throat if you come in to school sick. You are supposed to fill in for the sick, not create more of them.

The stupid old man substitute- the one with the lisp and the penchant for asking me questions that cause me to wonder how he found his way to the school at all- is currently sitting at a table in my library, wheezing so badly I don’t know how he hasn’t passed out. He has one of those deep coughs that boom out of your chest and sound like they come straight from the depths of your diaphragm. And at the end of each cough he punctuates it with a whine, like he’s in terrible pain, and you know I might almost feel sorry for him if I wasn’t so pissed that he’s out there coughing his nastiness into my space. Stay home, dude. Or next time I might just pretend you have the Rage virus anyway, just so I can be rid of that coughing noise.
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17 Responses to “Someone Call a Doctor”

1. RA on January 3rd, 2008 8:11 am

Gross. At my husband’s school, the teachers take sick days at the drop of a hat, thank goodness. Their administrators apparently promote some sort of preventative maintenance idea in exchange for being jerks, but at least it helps cut back on the contagion.

Is wearing a mask over your nose/mouth unprofessional? Or squirting people with Purell?

2. Jess on January 3rd, 2008 8:12 am

I can only think of two reasons why people come to work when they’re sick. One is that they don’t have any sick or vacation time to use, which is really the fault of the employer for not adequately accommodating the human needs of their employees, unless it’s an extreme case. The other is an exaggerated sense of one’s own importance. I think the latter is the issue more often.

3. npw on January 3rd, 2008 8:18 am

RA- That is the best idea ever. I am going out this afternoon to buy a squirt gun and I am filling it with Purell.

Jess: Yes, it’s definitely the latter. We get 20 sick days a year, they’re certainly not stingy with them.

4. mickey on January 3rd, 2008 8:34 am

Word. People around here come into work sick and then insist on licking their fingers before they touch the papers they are about to hand to me. This pisses me off when they’re healthy let alone carrying some nasty contagion in their saliva! F!

5. 3carnations on January 3rd, 2008 9:48 am

Well…I haven’t been sick enough to feel the need to use a sick day for myself in about 3 years, and that was from a very painful corneal ulcer. It hurt to keep that eye open. Have I had some colds? Yep. Do they prevent me from working? Nope. Really, with most viruses you are most contagious before you have that first sneeze. That’s the first reason I don’t call in - I feel well enough to work. I don’t need to be at home to cough and sneeze. I cover my mouth appropriately and wash my hands very frequently.

Second reason - Office politics. Who needs 85 dirty looks the next day when you called in and really could have worked anyway. If I felt THAT bad I would stay home, but if I don’t, I won’t. And I seldom do.

Third reason - While I have adequate supply of sick time, I prefer to reserve it for time my son needs to stay home. But even he doesn’t have to (or want to) stay home because he has a cough or sneeze. He generally feels well enough to play, and daycare dictates that vomiting or a fever are the only reason a child NEEDS to be home (other than Chicken Pox or something like that). Coughing and sneezing ailments are out there all the time. We won’t keep them away by staying home. Look at any daycare - Half the kids have a runny nose at any given time. If all those kids stayed home for a runny nose, no one would ever be able to go anywhere.

Sorry for the dissenting opinion here…I just cover my mouth/nose, wash my hands, and keep my germs to myself the best I can.

6. 3carnations on January 3rd, 2008 9:49 am

Oh, and the finger licking before turning pages - That grosses me out! It’s so unnecessary, too. If you’re having trouble separating the pages, just give it a few seconds…They will separate!

7. Noelle on January 3rd, 2008 9:55 am

We’re all kind of ticked at work right now because a co-worker has taken sick days every day this year. After he took some random vacation during the holidays, that is. But then again, I’m so happy to have him gone rather than wheezing his way through the day and asking me where his excel documents went to. And yes, the Purell, it sits here next to my phone and is getting quite a workout.

8. Erikka on January 3rd, 2008 10:05 am

do i hear the beginnings of a zombie movie/story/novella here?

9. Michelle on January 3rd, 2008 10:27 am

PRAISE THE LIZ-ORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NPW, you rocked my socks right off with this one! I’m nodding along while reading, as though I’m one of those damn bobble head dolls.

But bobble head dolls don’t GET sick. Bastards.

10. Michelle and the City on January 3rd, 2008 11:09 am

ok this post had me laughing from beginning to end. i was picturing a ’shaun of the dead’ moment at your school. ever seen that movie? freakin hilarious.

11. courtney on January 3rd, 2008 12:32 pm

Just start wearing a surgical mask all the time. People will get the picture. Maybe you can even get the kids to start wearing them too.

12. Kate on January 3rd, 2008 12:51 pm

A lot of medical offices have notices outside that if you are sick and want to come in, you have to wear a mask and wash your hands. Perhaps you can set up a hand sanitizing station and buy some masks to put outside the library?

13. Kiraa on January 3rd, 2008 1:04 pm

OMG! For serious, right? Nothing is so important that you can’t just GO HOME and die quietly. Kthx.

14. rye on January 3rd, 2008 1:45 pm

Eww. Sick people are gross. Hope you don’t catch it! I would start sucking on some vitamin C just in case.

15. Aaron on January 3rd, 2008 3:29 pm

I completely zoned out after “zombie apocalypse”. God, I fucking love zombie movies.

Speaking of which, I really need to do my “Birthday of the Dead” rewrite so I can include your character. Then kill her off spectacularly.

16. Stefanie on January 3rd, 2008 7:06 pm

That first paragraph beats all of the ridiculous theories my overactive imagination has churned up, hands down. I love the way your mind works, NPW.

17. npw on January 4th, 2008 7:02 am

mickey: Umm, eww. Maybe you should start licking all the paper first so that they won’t touch it at all.

3cs: At least you’re considerate of your fellow co-workers!

Noelle: Yeah, I would rather have people out sick all the time than get their airborne illness. Of course, people being out usually doesn’t affect my work at all, so…

erikka: mayhap!

Michelle: Seriously- in schools it’s the worst because the kids AND the adults are sneezing all over you. Gross.

MatC: I love me some Shaun of the Dead.

courtney: Hmm. Maybe after I have tenure I can start in with the sick-free school campaign?

Kate: I like it! I’ll have a little handwashing station. Or you know, the Purell squirt gun idea has its merits as well.

Kiraa: Ha! “Die quietly.”

rye: It’s pretty inevitable that I catch something, I suppose.

Aaron: Yeah, maybe once you write me in I’ll actually read it. Ha!

Stefanie: Hee… is it bad that I didn’t even see anything strange about that paragraph until other people pointed it out? I’m glad you enjoy my madness.